Friday, November 2, 2012

Random Musings

If Satan is the opposite of God, shouldn't he the opposite of omnipresence and omniscient? So he should know nothing and is no where, by that logic. And all of these representations of him having the same powers of God are illogical.
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My sister decided to join E-Harmony. Is it dramatic to say that I will contemplate suicide if she finds a boyfriend in less than 6 months?
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My minimum age limit for potential suitors is 21 - at the age of 30, would it be completely INSANE to date someone that age?
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If you have a food addiction, should you do your own grocery shopping? Isn't that like an alcoholic getting a glass of water in a bar?
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Isn't ironic that because you know you will be sleepy the following morning, you have to wake up earlier to allow yourself enough time to get Starbucks, because you didn't get enough sleep?

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